Voltaren plantar fasciitis

Jeezbus. This is an extremely well written piece, so much so that I want to pimp slap McAllister for being an insecure little whelp of a human and letting his imposter syndrome mutate into pure incel logic like necrotizing fasciitis.

1) You'[re obviously proud of being mentally ill
2) Writing is NOT in your wheelhouse
3) This sucked worse than the blow job you will give to some wanker someday
4) You'd be better served spending time at the local gay bar and meet the man of your dreams
5)Feel free to never ever attempt to spew your literary equivalent of necrotizing fasciitis here again in the future. Yes your writing IS that fucking bad

I love this story except for the part that Master Joshua Greenbriar punishes and humiliates his “Sex Slave” Beth in front of her former Mistress Theresa Layton and her submissives. Had it been me, I would have asked Hannah to leave me tied up until morning and/or kicked my food and water bowls that my owner placed on the floor. It appears, Mr. Greenbriar has some social issue involving sex with Beth, that actor Richard Gere (Edward Lewis) had commitment issues with actress Julia Roberts (Vivian “Viv” Ward) in the movie “Pretty Woman”.
If hired to replace Phil, I believe my 37 years of Military experience, as a Communication Specialist, will benefit the ship operations and my Certification as a “Spin” Instructor, competing and qualifying for the four Boston Marathons, competing in the inaugural Walt Disney World “Goofy Challenge (the “Goofy Challenge” consists of running a Half Marathon on Saturday, which I earned 5th place in the Military Division, and a full Marathon on Sunday, which I qualified for the Boston Marathon) will benefit Beth. I also competed in 140-mile bike events and 2.4-mile swim events. Unfortunately; my body breaks down when competing in a full Ironman.
If selected, I would recommend that MR. Greenbriar install an “Endless Pool” to allow Beth to continue her swim training while the ship sails to each destination. I would also recommend adding “Spin” bikes and train Beth to utilize the “Spin” Bike” verses the Treadmill running due the Treadmill causes a runner to adjust their outdoor run stride to accommodate the speed of the treadmill. Also, the treadmill causes injuries, such as, Plantar Fasciitis, like it did to me, because of its hard surface. After competing in the Boston Marathon by training indoors, I had to stop training for six months and get orthotics. However, I developed a training technique to utilize the “Spin” bike to perform my runs. I placed the handlebars high enough to maintain my standing balance with a light touch of two fingers. I also conducted a three hour “Spin” class every Sunday. Although my Marathon slowed from 3:10:47 to 3:15:17, I still qualified for the Boston Marathon for my age group.
I understand MR. Greenbriar hired Beth to be a “Sex Slave”, but I believe MR. Greenbriar will accommodate my equipment and training recommendations if they allow Beth to continue her Ironman training while reducing potential injuries to Beth. I know the entire crew enjoys their healthy “Sex Slave”.
Stay COVID Safe,
Jeff